Topic: America's Got Talent
America's Got Talent: Finale!
Airdate: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 [8-10pm]
Finally, after what seemed like a season that took forever to get to this point, we are now at the finale and have crowned a new winner. Was the winner deserving? Believe me, I'll get to that later.
To start off the night, the Top 10 and Thelma Houston performed "Don't Leave Me This Way." Even though this was a performance that was perfect for the singers and dancers, they left Grandma Lee out in the cold, left to do the introduction of Thelma. They could have at least added some sort of comedy into the mix; it didn't have to be jokes. And what kind of singing was that, Kevin? I thought you were bad before, and now you've sunk to a new low in singing ability.
The first guest performer is Leona Lewis, who performed her new song, "Happy." Even though I don't have her first CD (I'm ashamed to admit it, but it's on my list of CD's to buy), she is one of my favorite singers, with such favorites as "Bleeding Love," "Better in Time," and now, "Happy." She has an unbelievable voice, reaching octaves that may very well match Mariah Carey's vocal range.
The Audition All-Stars were up next, with "There's No Stopping Us Now." I think that giving them this opportunity, along with the title of the song, probably instilled in them the thought that the they really are good, which is obviously delusional thinking. At the end of this segment, the magician reveals what's behind the veil. What a fitting way to end the season with Piers and Grandma Lee getting hitched. Perfect!
I don't know how to comment on the Cirque du Soleil performance. I thought they were all about acrobatic-type dancing and all that, not some clowns with unfunny jokes and singing.
In the midst of all these guest performers, we can't forget the real reason for this show, to reveal the winner. They start with narrowing the group down to the Top 10:
Hairo Torres and Barbara Padilla. No surprise there: Barbara!
Lawrence Beamen and Voices of Glory. Again, obvious that Voices would be in the Top 5.
Texas Tenors and Fab 5: Wow, it's three for three on the 'no surprise' factor, with the Tenors advancing.
Kevin Skinner and Drew Stevyns. What would have made my day would be seeing Drew moving forward instead of Kevin. But, alas, that dream was squashed. I guess it was too good to be true.
Recycled Percussion and Grandma Lee. No!!!!!!!! America thought Recycled was more talented than Grandma Lee? I don't think so. The only reason this happened was because the band was the last to perform on Monday night.
The next guest performer was Shakira who sang lip-synced "She Wolf." The whole thing was annoying, really. She didn't even try to make the non-singing believable. The voice was altered, and her mic was not near her mouth at all times. Afterwards, she said something about working hard. Yeah, work hard at the dancing and sex appeal and not worry about doing your job, which is singing. Now that's working hard, isn't it?
And now it's time to trim again; this time to narrow the Top 5 down to the Top 2.
5th Place: Voices of Glory
4th Place: Texas Tenors
3rd Place: Recycled Percussion. If they had performed earlier in the night, they would not have gotten near 3rd place.
One of my favorite bands ever, Rascal Flatts, performed "Summer Nights." (I typed the wrong song title in my Live-Tweet). A perfect song to end the summer with. They even got Piers to clap his hands to the beat of the song. Perfect!
And now, the moment everybody has been waiting for, what this whole night has been leading up to: a performance by Internet sensation and singer Susan Boyle. Oh wait, I forgot we still have a winner to crown. Retract that. But still, the press has been making such a huge deal out of this performance beforehand. She performed her first single, a remake of the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses." What a beautiful voice. And her voice was truly amazing during the chorus. I enjoyed this even more than "I Dreamed a Dream." That is the song we have heard from her the most, so it was a nice change to hear something different from her. But why didn't they talk to her afterwards? We found out after the fact that it was pre-taped in case she got overwhelmed again. She has such a great voice, and has such great potential to be a huge star (even though she already is one), but she won't be able to do all that unless she is stable. And even though it seems like she is fine now (she said as much in the intro video), she is going to have to perform live or people will think she is still unstable.
And now is the time to crown a new winner. Will it be chicken catcher and horrible singer Kevin Skinner, or cancer survivor Barbara Padilla who has a beautiful voice.
The winner of America's Got Talent 2009 is...Kevin Skinner. WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is even worse than when Kris Allen won this year's American Idol over the actually talented Adam Lambert. I believe that the right person has won every year on AGT, regardless of how their career is after winning. But this is ridiculous. Kevin Skinner can't even sing! When praising him, his supporters only talk about him being a chicken catcher, so it's obvious that even his supporters know deep down that he can't sing. I wanna go on and on with this rant, but I'll stop before it gets really out of control. I guess there's always next year.
Before I leave, let's see how well I did in my predictions for the season:
Quarterfinals Group 1: 5/5, 100%
Quarterfinals Group 2: 4/5, 80%
Quarterfinals Group 3: 3/5, 60%
Quarterfinals Group 4: 3/5, 60%
Semifinals Group 1: 3/4, 75%
Semifinals Group 2: 4/5, 80%
Finals: 0/1, 0%
Season Total: 22/30, 73%
Well, another season gone. Even though I'm a fan of this show, I'm kinda glad it's over for the year. This year just exhausted me. With the season now over, I end my AGT commentary for the year as well. I'll start back up in January with Idol-Talk, then next summer for AGT again. For one final time, see ya then...